Fame

My highest claim to fame is that my sister once called to say that I was the coolest person she knew.

Years later, I reminded her fondly of this statement.

She feigned amnesia.

This plunged me into a day long identity crisis, which was only resolved by another phone call from her, where she restated the forgotten praise.

Crisis averted.

But just to be on the safe side, I wrote down the day and time of this confirmation.

In case of any future take backs.